Incident

the bellboy dropped my suitcase
down the stairs and into the pool
how much be that worth in tip?
twelve fargots and a moldy beanbag

he saddened upon his face
and turned around and laughed out loud
bursting into laughter funny
and I began to cry

diving for my suitcase and the bellboy
from a thirty foot platform
and into the drink
I missed my plane by half an hour