One Smelly Eskimo to Another

I’m an Eskimo
who’s allergic to snow
and can’t stand cold weather
and likes avocados

I am an igloo builder
by trade
but igloos are out of season
all year round

my mother prepares blubber
by the ton
I can’t stand the mention of it
I like bananas and hot-dogs

I’m an Eskimo
who has a sore nose
who has blisters on his scalp
and a tummy ache

life is fun isn’t it?
it’s interesting